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Tuesday, September 26, 2006

G-11 Summit Serves Up Cocaine

The latest beverage to break from the pack is the Cocaine Energy Drink, created by Redux Beverages of Las Vegas.

So far sold mostly in New York and California clubs, it will become available online, according to its Web site.

(drinkcocaine.com)

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Saturday, September 23, 2006

Gas and Go with Citgo - Hugo - Osamo

Citgo is a U.S. refining and marketing firm that is a wholly owned subsidiary of Venezuela's state-owned oil company. Money you pay to Citgo goes primarily to Venezuela — not Saudi Arabia or the Middle East (?). There are 14,000 Citgo gas stations in the US. By buying your gasoline at Citgo, you are contributing to the billions of dollars that Venezuela's democratic government is using to help fund Hugo Chavez and his hate towards America and the "Anti Bush" propaganda.

In other News Today:

A newspaper in France says Al Qaida leader Osama bin Laden died of typhoid in Pakistan, but there is no confirmation of the report.
The regional newspaper quoted French secret service reports saying that Saudi Arabia is convinced that bin Laden died a month ago and he is now chilling with Elvis Presley, Rick James and 72 virgins.

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Looking Back "Crocodile Hunter"

“Crocodile Hunter” star Steve Irwin was remembered Wednesday for his “great zest for life” at a public memorial service for the beloved conservationist and entertainer.

Looking back at "The Crocodile Hunter" who was branded reckless and irresponsible by family and children's groups for the stunt Friday Jan. 5, 2004 at his Australia Zoo on Queensland's Sunshine Coast.

Irwin had held his baby son Bob under one arm while he fed a 13-foot (4-meter) crocodile named Murray with a dead chicken. Irwin later walked the baby inside the crocodile's enclosure as crowds looked on.

Irwin, 44, died Sept. 4 when the barb from a stingray pierced his chest while he was filming for a TV show on the Great Barrier Reef.

How many people have kids and pit-bulls, and can't afford dog food? I'd say their kids may be in danger if they don't feed them.

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

You Can't Have That Baby

Couple from Maine accused of kidnapping daughter caught in Salem:

The parents of a 19-year-old pregnant woman were yesterday charged with kidnapping after they allegedly tied her up and began driving her from Maine to New York in an attempt to force her to get an abortion. Katelyn Kampf escaped at a shopping centre and called police, who arrested her parents, Nicholas, 54, and Lola, 53, of North Yarmouth, Maine. Investigators said rope, tape, scissors and a .22-calibre rifle were found in the Kampfs' car. According to a police affidavit, the Kampfs were upset that their daughter was pregnant by a man who is now in jail. When they found out, they had told her she had no choice but to get an abortion. Katelyn escaped in Salem, after persuading her parents to untie her so she could use a bathroom. After her father went into the men's room, she used a mobile phone to call for help then ran to a nearby store, where police found "a hysterical female hiding in the back of the store". Salem police sergeant Kristin Fili said: "They told us they did take her against her will, but they denied tying her up initially. What happened was a crime. She was taken against her will."

The young woman, Katelyn Kampf, a former honor student at Portland's private Waynflete School, went to her parents' house Friday morning and told them she was pregnant with boyfriend Reme Johnson's child, but Katelyn had been forbidden to see Johnson, she had just returned from college in Washington, D.C., to live with Johnson's mother in Portland, where she is staying.

Johnson is being held in the Androscoggin County jail on a charge of possession of a stolen firearm. Both families define disfunction-al.

Sunday, September 17, 2006

The Hunt for E. Coli

This week the Food and Drug Administration warned people not to eat bagged spinach after an outbreak of E. Coli bacteria killed one person and sickened at least 50 others in eight states.

The FDA issued the warning Thursday night (9/14), just one day after receiving information about the growing number of E. Coli cases, which began in mid-August and stretched from Connecticut to Oregon.


Every year the same thing happens, is it ever safe to eat bagged spinach or any bagged leafs. Could the Taliban be working the spinach fields of California? Maybe it would help if they stop dumping cow shit on farmers fields.