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Monday, February 19, 2007

Cock Blocking Traffic Gets A Ticket

Israeli police in Jerusalem investigating why a car was blocking traffic in the fast lane of a major highway Sunday found a couple inside having sex.

A police spokesman said the female driver and her male passenger gave in to their passions without pulling over to the side of the road, causing congestion and leaving other motorists having to swerve to dodge their stationary vehicle.

A patrolman gave the woman a ticket for holding up traffic.

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Loud Music Ends With Suspected Drug Dealer's Arrest

A suspected marijuana grower in Madisonville faces criminal charges after perhaps being a bit "too" honest with authorities.

Sheriff's deputies came to the Bramble Avenue home of Barry Volkering yesterday on a noise complaint and asked him about the smell of marijuana.

The deputies say Volkering proceeded to tell them outright that the smell was that of the marijuana plants he had growing in his basement.

Their investigation found 11 plants in his home and 450 grams of pot, as well as a scale and pipes.

He now faces several felony charges.

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Complaint About Loud Music Ends With Suspected Drug Dealer's Arrest

Friday, February 09, 2007

Man Steals Police Car Instead of Walking

A Japanese man in Tokyo told police he stole a patrol car that had been left idling outside a post office in Gunma, north of Tokyo, because he was too tired to walk home.

Police officers had left the vehicle in the car park with the engine running, while they investigated a report that a stolen card had been used at the post office, the Mainichi newspaper said on Tuesday.

"I came out shopping by train, but I got tired walking, so I thought I would drive the police car home," the man told police.

He was apprehended about 15 minutes later in the driveway of a private home, about 2.5 miles from the post office, the Mainichi reported.